Shout out to Ellie’s relative who fires a gun in church
EVERY TIME IT SNOWS I CAN’T THINK OF ANYHTING BUT THIS
THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE THEIR EYES OPEN BUT THEY YAWN TOGETHER OH MY GOD MY HEART HAS EXPLODED.
I feel this is international
"On the day you are born, you will share it with 17 million other people. During your 10 years in school, you will make, on average, at least 20 good friends. By the time you’re 40, that number will have dropped down to 3. You will grow 950km of hair. You will laugh an average 18 times a day. You will walk the equivalent of 3 times the circumference of the Earth. You will eat 30 tonnes of food, and drink 9,000 cups of coffee or tea. On average, you will spend 15 years of your life at work, 20 years sleeping, 3 years on the toilet, 7 months waiting in traffic, 2 months on hold, and 19 days looking for the TV remote. This leaves you with just one fifth of your life to actually live… So what the hell are you waiting for?”
MAKE EACH DAY COUNT.
Written/submitted by: these-greatexpectations
Michael Grab has mastered the art of stone balancing. He explains how he does it. “The most fundamental element of balancing in a physical sense is finding some kind of “tripod” for the rock to stand on. Every rock is covered in a variety of tiny to large indentations that can act as a tripod for the rock to stand upright, or in most orientations you can think of with other rocks. By paying close attention to the feeling of the rocks, you will start to feel even the smallest clicks as the notches of the rocks in contact are moving over one another. In the finer point balances, these clicks can be felt on a scale smaller than millimeters. Some point balances will give the illusion of weightlessness as the rocks look to be barely touching. Parallel to the physical element of finding tripods, the most fundamental non-physical element is harder to explain through words. In a nutshell, I am referring to meditation, or finding a zero point or silence within yourself. Some balances can apply significant pressure on your mind and your patience. The challenge is overcoming any doubt that may arise.”
I read all that but all I got from it was “I am a fucking wizard.”
wow even zombies feel like we do
this movie was perf tho
This film is basically the socially acceptable version of Twilight.
His name was Romeo.
YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME IT WAS CROSSED OUT BUT I READ IT ANYWAY I HAVEN’T READ THE SEQUELS YET
HER NAME JULIE(T)
THE BALCONY SCENE?! HE WANTED TO SEE HER AGAIN?! FROM "TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS"?! R KILLED SOMEONE WHO WAS CLOSE TO JULIE?!
SOMEONE JUST MADE A FUCKING ZOMBIE AU!ROMEO AND JULIET- BUT THEY ACTUALLY LIVED AND HAD A HAPPY ENDING
HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS??!!
the book was based off romeo and juliet. that’s why his friend is M. Mercutio.